After this post, the PR people from Rick’s Cabaret were bugging me to come try their lunch. I never accept free food from the places I write about on Midtown Lunch (and wanted to stay married) so I told them thanks, but no thanks for that strip club lunch. If I wanted a strip club lunch I would pay for it myself! Of course popular ML commenter Mamacita is not under the same restrictions- so I gladly sent her in my place, to check out the “scenery” at Rick’s Cabaret. I also knew that most of you would much rather picture her at Rick’s than me. Here is her story…
While there may be many tasty delights to be had at Rick’s Cabaret, I was restrained by Zach’s Midtown Lunch $10 price limit so I will not be telling how it feels to get a lap dance at Rick’s. I will also not be telling you about a little something I coined the “Corporate Massage,” which seemed to involve older, bald, fat (no offense Zach) C.E.O’s and perky bodiced ladies rubbing your back and perhaps calling you daddy (Should that excite you). I will also not digress to tell you about the enhanced lovelies in g-strings dancing upon the stage to AC/DC and Aerosmith. Furthermore, I will not mention how this lunch was the first time I’ve seen a stripper dance to R.E.M. and rub her ample buttocks up and down a mirrored wall.
No, we will not sink so low today. After all, this blog is about lunch- right? (Well, maybe we’ll sink a little.) Read more »
Posted by Zach Brooks at 12:42 pm, September 15th, 2008 under 33rd btw. Bway+5th, American, Rick's Cabaret, Steak.