Try Not To Get Too Excited… But Strip Club Lunch Is On the Way

Remember this?  And remember how I said if I wanted to stay married, I would not be able to review this lunch spot?  Well, problem solved!  Popular Midtown Lunch commenter “Mamacita” agreed to go in my place, and just finished lunch’ing at the oh so fabulous Rick’s Cabaret (on 33rd btw. B’way+5th)  Naturally crab cakes and strip steak were both consumed… she forwarded along this first impression… “Let’s just say I haven’t seen that much T&A since high school gym, and these were not ‘little’ girls.”  Nice…. full review coming next week…

25 Comments

  • Honestly, if it taste good and is as cheap as advertised, I’d go.

    But if this is just a “bait and switch” to get you to spend more money, then I say we all tear down the poster.

  • Pics from your lunch would bring new meaning to Food Porn. LOL!

  • MY LOVELY AND VIVACIOUS YOUNG WIFE WOULD SOONER HAVE A SEX CHANGE THAN TO “PERFORM” IN SUCH A FOUL AND LOATHESOME ESTABLISHMENT!

    SHE (SEE HER HERE: http://www.tripadvisor.com/MemberPhotos-a_uid.5406690-w1#1747436) IS QUITE OBVIOUSLY A WOMAN OF SUBSTANTIAL REFINEMENT AND PEDIGREE; CLEARLY IN AN EDUCATIONAL AND SOCIAL CLASS FAR ABOVE THE HUMAN EFFLUENT THIS ESTABLISHMENT CATERS TO.

  • Substantial, indeed.

    Where did you get the extra-load bearing bench?

    Behemoths ‘r’ Us?

  • Substantial pedigree?

    You mean a St. Bernard?

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