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Crisp Introduces New Exotic FrankenFalafel

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Crisp, Midtown NYC

Speaking of Crisp-the overpriced falafel place on 3rd Ave. btw. 43+44th that I reluctantly admire for its boldness and tastiness-they’ve done a little menu switcheroo this week. They’ve gotten rid of the Milan (a falafel sandwich with roasted red peppers and feta) and added two new sandwiches. The first is the CLT. At $5.75 it is the cheapest option, and made with falafel, lettuce, tomato, and pickles. I admire them for trying to add a cheaper option, but how can you have a falafel without hummus (or at least tahini.) And, if you are going to get a standard falafel, Crisp is too expensive. There are cheaper options, that are good enough… like at the Prince Deli on the same block. If you are going to eat at crisp, you should get one of their special combos- like the Mexican (falafel with corn and avocado) which I’m kind of into.

Which brings us to their latest creation… “The Exotic”. Falafel with coriander spread, eggplant, cabbage, pineapple, and wasabi vinaigrette. I shit you not. How could I walk away without trying this monstrosity?

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At $7.75 it’s the same price as the Mexican… which is too say, it is expensive for a falafel- but you have to admire their balls (terrible pun intended). As promised it had pineapple (you can see it) and all the rest… and I have to say, it kind of worked- in the worst way possible. I’m a big fan of the sweet and savory combo, so I liked the sweet pineapple mixed with spicy horseradish flavor of the wasabi vinaigrette. The falafel and coriander spread (which is the exact same thing as their cilantro spread) provided a nice balance to the strong sweet and spicy flavor, although most of the wasabi vinaigrette was mixed with the cabbage on top of the sandwich- making the first few bites way too sauce heavy. By the time I got to the end, there was no wasabi flavor at all. Hopefully they will get better at mixing the ingredients evenly through the whole sandwich… or you can not risk it and ask for the wasabi vinaigrette on the side.

Will there be people who hate this sandwich? Of course. It is still hard for me to spend this kind of money on a falafel, but these guys are doing some cool things that you just don’t get from the standard falafel places… and most importantly their sandwiches taste good. Will it replace Olympic Pita? Of course not… but it’s a nice change of pace every once in awhile (and for that, I don’t mind spending an extra couple of bucks).

As for the grossness that is falafel mixed with pineapple and wasabi- I will admit it is only for a select group of weirdos… but if it sounds intriguing to you (and you don’t mind shelling out $8 for a falafel sandwich), you just might like it.

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16 Comments

  1. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Is it fresh or canned pineapple?

  2. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Canned pineapple, wasabi & falafel? Crisp would have to pay me $7.75 plus tax to eat that combo. Nast.

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    But will Vegetarians have their balls dipped in hot oil?

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    @ Rudy McBeagle (still Chuckling over that one)

    The Vegetarians might agree to having their sac (or meat flaps, if those might interest you) dipped in hot oil, however the lipid of choice MUST be Vegetarian (e.g. Vaseline, Palm, Olive or Peanut – and not processed in a facility that handles meat). Unfortunately the stipulation excludes some of my favorite oils such as lard and duck fat.

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    If you really like the C.L.T, are you considered a Cltorist?

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    Zach has once again proved he is the original lunch gansta crazy-ass motherfucka. That exotic falafel is kinda like nipple clamps. Do I understand it? Yes. Would I like some? No.

  7. User has not uploaded an avatar

    “That exotic falafel is kinda like nipple clamps.”

    My nomination for ML comment of the year.

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    I don’t know wayne, applied delicately I think you would love some exotic falafal…

  9. User has not uploaded an avatar

    …so if wayne presented his freshly deepfried balls in a small bread pounch?

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  11. User has not uploaded an avatar

    AHHHH!!! Groosss!!

    Poor little huevitos!

  12. User has not uploaded an avatar

    ….don’t ‘@’ me you bloody hemmeroid.

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    @ McBeagle

    Not only do you have nothing intelligent to say but you are unable to render a witty response, you resort to base insults and you can’t spell ‘Hemorrhoid’. Grow up.

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    ‘Hemorrhoid’

    If i may borrow from Lou, LOL!

  15. User has not uploaded an avatar

    RB,

    Since when did anyone have anything intelligent to say on this blog?

    Also, calling Rudy “McBeagle” hardly qualifies as witty.

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    Good news – Crisp has coupons, including a two-fer!
    http://eatatcrisp.com/coupons/coupons.html

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