Comment from wayne
Time: September 5, 2008, 12:12 pm

Looks like the duck shit all over the rice

Comment from Blondie
Time: September 5, 2008, 12:26 pm

Yeah, that Indian doesn’t look so appetizing to me.

Comment from Danny
Time: September 5, 2008, 12:30 pm

the duck and galbi look good though… mmm… hungry again…

Comment from Rudy McBagel
Time: September 5, 2008, 1:00 pm

Second pic looks like duck Ebola.

Comment from DocChuck
Time: September 5, 2008, 1:46 pm

That indian “food” looks like what my housecat Mr Wiggles gave back to me after consuming a generous portion of Foie de Volaille I had set out for a special cocktail party at my small horsefarm in Arkansas.

Comment from Mamacita
Time: September 5, 2008, 1:50 pm

Well, you’re right about one part CockChug, there’s plenty of horse shit where you are.

Comment from wayne
Time: September 5, 2008, 2:25 pm

Cocky’s special cocktail party was to accept a Lifetime Achievement Award from NAMBLA

Comment from Rudy McBagel
Time: September 5, 2008, 2:47 pm

You know the Police/FBI can never catch a rapist in Arkansas?

All the men have the same DNA and no dental records.

Comment from Anonymous
Time: September 5, 2008, 3:13 pm

38th st between 7th and 8th not 39th!!! I walked up and down the block twice before trying 38th and getting the Roast Duck, which was delicious by the way.

Comment from wayne
Time: September 5, 2008, 3:15 pm

CockChug walks into a bar in Arkansas and says
“I’d like you to meet my wife & my sister”

And there’s only one woman with him

Comment from DocChuck
Time: September 5, 2008, 3:16 pm

As a trained psychologist I am quite certain the the malevolent venom you are spewing is spawned by your deep-seated jealousy of my fabulous wealth and success. And possibly even my wife’s ample bosom.

Right now, as I type this, my wife and I are in South Dakota, where we have just finished a closing on a 70 room Best Western Motel to add to our substantial real estate portfolio. I hope that hearing this does not put you over the edge (as we say in my business). If so, acquiesce, as I sincerely doubt that professional help would do you people any good.

http://www.angelasfoodlove.com/2008/08/salsa-verde-sauce-that-goes-with.html

Comment from Zach@MidtownLunch
Time: September 5, 2008, 3:43 pm

@Anon - Shit… sorry!

Comment from Rudy McBagel
Time: September 5, 2008, 3:54 pm

Motel in the tourist magnet that is the Dakotas.

Hilton Family must be shitting themselves.

Comment from wayne
Time: September 5, 2008, 3:54 pm

CockChug’s wife walks into a bar in South Dakota with a pig under her arm

Bartender asks “Where’d you get the cow?”

CockChug’s wife says “Are you blind? He’s not a cow, he’s a pig!”

Bartender says “I was talking to the pig”

Comment from DubbininBklyn
Time: September 5, 2008, 4:04 pm

Will be hitting up the Bulgogi cart next week. That looks crazy delicious. That veggie Indian food looks like it was made with highly seasoned flood water..

Comment from Rudy McBagel
Time: September 5, 2008, 4:38 pm

Have a lovely weekend everyone.

Except, you know…. and his thai wife, Tingtong.

Comment from Shit4Brains
Time: September 5, 2008, 5:03 pm

YO Rudy! his wife ain’t Tingtong Thai… keep your racial ignorance in your pants…

Comment from Slappy Schimmelfarb
Time: September 5, 2008, 11:27 pm

Old DocChuck still trying to impress internets strangers. What a sad dude. Doc lives in a rented townhouse, drives an economy car and couldn’t afford a picture of a hotel in SD.

Comment from HampsterDance
Time: September 6, 2008, 10:28 am

DocChuKKK your wife really does have a ample bossom. That tens to thappen when you are a old fat whitelady. Look for yourself MidtownLunch’rs: http://www.tripadvisor.com/MemberPhotos-a_uid.5406690-w2#1641964

Comment from Rudy McBagel
Time: September 6, 2008, 1:55 pm

Yo shit4brains…..it was reference to a past..chucky comment….aww fuckit.

nebba mind.

Comment from Slappy Shimmelgarb
Time: September 6, 2008, 4:09 pm

Nice shot Hampster! See how he labels pictures of his wife “Dr. E” despite fact she is actually a nurse? Sad, sad, sad.

Comment from Mamaciita
Time: September 6, 2008, 6:44 pm

She’s not a nurse, she’s a laser hair removal specialist!!

Comment from wayne
Time: September 8, 2008, 9:19 am

She also has more chins than a Chinese telephone book

Comment from DocChuck
Time: September 8, 2008, 10:52 am

The demonstrative comments by Meghan Baxter are ONE of the reasons my wife and I will NOT eat in a restaurant.

The other TWO reasons are low quality/high prices, AND very questionable sanitation standards at every level of the restaurant process, INCLUING server’s personal hygiene.

We never have to worry about “splitting the bill” when cooking and serving gourmet meals at home.

DocChuck and Liz, LPN

Comment from DocChuck’s wife
Time: September 8, 2008, 11:19 am

and as long as DocChuck remembers to regularly change the duct tape that he uses to strap his overflowing catheter bag to his leg, we won’t be thrown out of our beloved Applebees for causing them some sanitation issues. On a related note, we are no longer welcome at the local TGIFridays since the day DocChuck decided to take his blow-up doll (who he calls “Elizabeth”, and sometimes “Momma”, if such things excite you) to dinner with him on a night when I was unavailable due to an emergency dog hair removal issue. I don’t understand their concern, as she was dressed as a catholic nun, a very respectable profession.

Comment from DocChuck
Time: September 8, 2008, 3:51 pm

My dearest “Hamsterdance”:

Yes, indeed, that is my lovely wife, Liz. I call her simply “E.”

As you can tell, she is much younger than me. Ours is a lively May-December relationship, if you must ask.

In that photo (which I took) Liz is enjoying a traditional cheese quasadilla with extra guacamole and sour cream.
I had beef, of course, and a snifter of cognac.

Please read my review of the restaurant here: http://www.tripadvisor.com/ShowUserReviews-g143028-d519075-r6149496-Coronado_Room-Grand_Canyon_National_Park_Arizona.html

I am glad you find “E” as voluptuous and charming as I do!

~~ Chuck, PhD

Comment from DocChuck’s blow-up doll
Time: September 8, 2008, 4:44 pm

What’s REALLY lively is when all the congealed sweat normally held deep in the many rolling pockets of fat on DocChuck’s wife start flying around like a rancid, sticky typhoon when she gets naked and does the gstring dance. Think “wet junkyard dog shakin himself out after a romp in a cesspool” only a dozen times worse. Sadly, I cannot close my eyes, nose, or O-shaped mouth when this hapens……

Comment from wayne
Time: September 8, 2008, 4:57 pm

Mrs. CockChug needs to lay off the cheese, guac, sour cream, nachos, fritos, doritos and every other high-fat, high-carb, high-protein food under the sun. In fact, she should be on a water diet. You too, Cocky. Both of you porkers need to stop putting things in your mouth.

Comment from DocChuck’s blow-up doll
Time: September 8, 2008, 5:14 pm

Could you convince him to stop putting things in MY mouth…..and other regions, as well?

Comment from Sonny
Time: September 21, 2008, 12:01 pm

In real life, “DocChuck’s” wife Elizabeth is a prison nurse.

See here: http://www.ncchc.org/CCHP/New_CCHPs.pdf

Comment from Charles R.
Time: September 22, 2008, 11:58 am

Why would the docs wife be working as a prison nurse when she graduated from medical school?

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendid=255203614

Oh docchuck…what a tangled web…

Comment from Sonny
Time: September 22, 2008, 12:03 pm

She never went to medica school, silly. Doc (Charles Treuter) made that up.

If you look at the Maryland Board of Nursing (here:http://209.60.234.65/mdbon_weblookup/), you’ll see she’s an RN.

She was a nurse in a prison in Arkansas before this.

99% of what Doc writes is fictional bullcrap, if that excites you.

Comment from Sonny
Time: September 22, 2008, 12:07 pm

Doc made up that nauseating fictional MySpace profile of his wife, too.

This is what she really looks like: http://www.tripadvisor.com/MemberPhotos-a_uid.5406690-w1#1747436

Comment from Charles R.
Time: September 22, 2008, 12:07 pm

Are you sure he makes things up? When I knew Charlie back when we were cell mates in prison in Arkansas (http://www.covenantnews.com/freedom/archives/004286.html) other than his disdain for The Baxter Bulletin, and the First Federal Savings and Loan he seemed like a pretty stable guy.

Comment from Sonny
Time: September 22, 2008, 12:41 pm

Forget that old Covenantnews archive. It’s only a brief summary.

Get the fuller story of Chuck’s diseased mind here (scroll to the “I don’t own the dog” post): http://www.newsgroper.com/gordon-ramsay/2007/12/21/a-recipe-inspired-by-paula-deen?page=1

Comment from Charles R.
Time: September 22, 2008, 1:56 pm

Very interesting! What a sad little man the old doc really is.