Free Hot Dog Alert

From Lunch’er “Sarah”: “Right now there are three Oscar Meyer Wiener mobiles in Times Square handing out free hot dogs, with picnic benches and everything.”


  • “Oh, I wish I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
    That is what I truly want to be
    ‘Cause if I were an Oscar Mayer wiener
    Everyone would be in love with me.”

  • My bratwurst has a first name… it’s F-R-I-T-Z…
    My bratwurst has a second name… it’ S-C-H-N-A-C-K-E-N-P-F-E-F-F-E-R-H-A-U-S-E-N

  • Dod they still offer those free hot dog whistles, where you blow on the wiener?

  • Mama, stop getting wayne all worked up! His ‘doctor’ says it’s not good for him.

  • “Hot dogs, Armour Hot Dogs
    What kinds of kids eat Armour Hot Dogs?
    Big kids, little kids, kids who climb on rocks
    fat kids, skinny kids, even kids with chicken pox
    love hot dogs, Armour Dot Dogs
    The dogs kids love to bite!”

  • yabba dabba freakin doo

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