This blog is a member of the Blogads NYC Blog Network and the Food Blog Network.

My Name is Zach, and I Am An Addict

DSC01944

I’m sorry, I couldn’t help it. I have a problem. The funny thing is others stopped by the newly opened Panda International (on 46th btw. 5+6th), took one look at the food, and walked out. From Lunch’er “Gustad”

“Went with some coworkers, and just as we were walking in, 3 guys walked out laughing. so i asked what was wrong, and they said it looked too sketchy. we continued walking in to come to the same conclusion. in their warm trays, i saw meatballs and other italian dishes. what the hell!!?? their menu had chinese dishes for 10-11 bucks (the stuff that is usually 6-8 at a real chinese joint). and heros, smoothies, etc… very odd. i saw a mexican in the kitchen and two white people up front. i can eat at the junkiest of chinese places, and i’m not saying this place looks junkie, but it was very far from appetizing. we left without food.”

I stayed and ate.

In fairness to Panda International, the lunch specials were not $10-11. And I did see a Chinese guy bringing food out while I was there. The rest of what he said is pretty much true.

DSC01942

On the Chinese side $8 gets you one meat, rice or noodles, an egg roll, and a soda. Not bad, unless you don’t want the egg roll and soda. Then you’re just going to wish it was cheaper.

DSC01943

If you want the Italian food, it’s $9 for one pasta, one meat, bread (and I think also a soda).

None of it looked that great, and with Sun Yip and Hing Won not too far away (for Chinese) and Park Italian and Little Italy Pizza on 45th btw. 5+6th (for Italian) I doubt Panda is going to replace any of those four as your go-to.

DSC01941

I got noodles and sesame chicken. “Chicken” is kind of misleading (it was mostly breading), and there was waaaaay too much sauce (and I actually liked the sauce.) No sesame seeds to be seen, egg roll was a little too doughy, and an hour later I was fighting off a headache. It’s probably the worst cheap Chinese food option there is in Midtown. And yet… I still enjoyed every single bite. What is wrong with me?

Panda International, 9 W. 46th St. (btw. 5+6th), 212-921-2323

ADVERTISEMENT

16 Comments

  1. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Zach needs a Panda-addiction intervention. lol.
    Clear out your system with some good ol’ chinatown cheap-food.

  2. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Dude, that’s like walking into a crack den to get a fix. Sketchy…

  3. User has not uploaded an avatar

    the dude at the table in the first picture looks like he’s going to kill you

  4. User has not uploaded an avatar

    The dude in the first pic looks like zach in 10 years you guys should go to a meeting together.

  5. User has not uploaded an avatar

    You’d be better off saving up the $ you spend on this shit and getting a rub & tug down on 32nd St. It’d feel better, be less risky for your health and at least you’d get some form of exercise. Bonus: No headache.

    Smoking crack might also be an improvement over this slop

  6. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Wayne -

    I strongly disagree.

    Smoking crack would *definitely* be an improvement over this slop.

  7. User has not uploaded an avatar

    where the heck and you get a rub for 8$….and do you get an egg roll with it?

  8. User has not uploaded an avatar

    @ wayne—Where do you get the rub and tug!!!! I work on 32nd btwn park and madison! Which shady Korean joint offers such pleasures!

  9. User has not uploaded an avatar

    This week Midtownlunch would like to welcome our sister site MidtownRub&Tug.com

  10. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Just because it has the word Panda in the name does not make it a Panda Express!!!

  11. User has not uploaded an avatar

    There’s no shame in loving Chinese food–in all its Americanized fake glory!!!

  12. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Hahaha, I think we were literally 20 feet away from each other today. I was eating a schwarma in baguette at Kosher Deluxe when I noticed Panda across the street and thought “Huh, I know that place from ML!”

  13. User has not uploaded an avatar

    I used to go to this place before they switched it up. Looks exactly the same. Can’t bring myself to spend $8 on the same chinese food they served for $5 or $6 before. It’s still dirty and grimy as shit just looking at that picture. haha

  14. User has not uploaded an avatar

    i guess i didn’t pay much attention to the lunch specials (or didn’t see them).
    like i said, i can really eat anywhere… but i went here wanting some good chinese food, ideally “chinatown style”. oh well.

  15. User has not uploaded an avatar

    funny enough, I’m the person (with two of my coworkers) that Gustad saw yesterday… we saw that this place was opening on midtown lunch and thought we would give it a shot… clearly it was a good idea we didn’t

    though, I’m not quite sure why someone would open a restaurant without having a clear menu/prices up on the board yet (you can see the empty space where the rest of the menu should be in the picture – the flourescent lights behind where it should be are shining)

  16. User has not uploaded an avatar

    enjoy now as the joint will be closed by summer

Leave a Reply

You must log in or register to post a comment.