Midtown Links (The “I’m Glad I Don’t Have Gout” Edition)


  • I have gout. It is very transparent that you are making fun of Mr. Cutlets. I never suspected that you people would fine another person’s malady amusing. It proves to me again that you are as bad as I imagined.

  • The doner kebab guy will be remembered, in his small way–his decision to put kebab meat inside a piece of bread was almost as influential as the decision to put a flattened piece of hamburger inside a bun. What’s too bad is that my most recent doner kebab experience in New York (actually probably right around the time that he died) ended in a day of digestive problems; but then, maybe it’s an indication of his culinary powers that I plan to eat the exact same thing at the same place in a week or two?

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