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At Lunch Now: Dessert Truck’s Throwdown Poker Face

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Chris Chen looks like the freakin’ Mona Lisa at the Dessert Truck today (on 52nd and Park), where mums the word over their big Throwdown with Bobby Flay in Union Square yesterday.   Serious Eats: New York has got a pretty comprehensive look at the whole competition, but everybody was sworn to secrecy as to who won.  Our bet… the results will be up on Eater before the end of the day.

Related: Dessert Truck to Throwdown With Bobby Flay?

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  1. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Chris Chen is looking pretty cute right there, nice arms.

  2. User has not uploaded an avatar

    I’m withholding judgement until Wayne weighs in.

  3. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Smithers: Should I send out for some Chinese?
    Mr. Burns: No, those people are all gristle.

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    pulled…….goodness.

  6. User has not uploaded an avatar

    I saw it Rudy … too personal – you should have gone for a cat consumption or diminutive genitals joke instead

  7. User has not uploaded an avatar

    How about not going for any of those jokes?

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    No jokes = no readers = no advertisers = Hungry Zach

    Can’t have that

  10. Jokes are ok… let’s just try to keep the overtly racist ones to a minimum. You know how little I moderate…

  11. User has not uploaded an avatar

    God bless you Zach, you lazy overfed food-mensch!

  12. User has not uploaded an avatar

    ….yet you let vagetarians wander free…

  13. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Sources say Chris is single, Mamacita.

  14. User has not uploaded an avatar

    I dunno, I’m just not getting the ’straight’ vibe from this cute dude. I feel like straight guys never bother to have arms that good.

  15. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Well groomed buff metrosexual asian dude selling girlie food

    No doubt his sign is “Deliveries in the rear”

  16. User has not uploaded an avatar

    ugh wayne, your racist and homo jokes make me ashamed to be reading this blog. like.. i can’t even imagine what a douchebag in real life you are. and the worst part is that you’re trying SO hard bring on the zingers but you’re not funny at all!

    “deliveries in the rear”
    ahahahah! where’d u get that from?

    NOT

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    i enjoyed wayne’s joke and i also enjoy the admonishment of that joke. taken alone, neither is quite satisfying. the joke is cheesy and the admonishment is too acidic. but together, they neutralize each other and become One, like white sauce on red on 53rd and 6th.

    low-brow humor + up-town indignance = mid-town lunch.

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    pamplemousse

    What you need young lady is a good hard cock, right up ya arse.

  19. User has not uploaded an avatar

    alright… enough please.

  20. User has not uploaded an avatar

    so wait, i’m going to be in a warehouse with two different dessert trucks (this and van leeuwen) run by cute singletons? fire and brimstone can’t keep me away now.

  21. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Since it’s the “dessert truck,” does he often drive down the Hershey Highway?

  22. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Happy endings, indeed.

  23. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Props to mfc for succinctly and intelligently summarizing all that is good about this site (after the jump).

    Also, Zach’s national embarassment in front of Food Network at the hands his low-class constituents is nothing short of hilarious.

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    You people who post the “gay” comments are trash. Filth.

    I wish he was gay though. ;)

  25. User has not uploaded an avatar

    Yeah, quit spoiling my imaginary dessert-truck boyfriend!
    Let me and Blondie have our fun.

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    [...] “Chris Chen looks like the freakin’ Mona Lisa…” It almost dosn’t matter who Chris Chen is (but he’s the propieter fo the Dessert Truck if you must know), but that opener, paired with the photo, is priceless. According to this post by Midtown Lunch, the Dessert Truck shot an episode of Throwdown with Bobby Flay in Union Square this week. I used to not like Bobby Flay, but after watching him be so graciously annihilated episode after episode on this show, my admiration for him has grown. Just putting that out there. [...]

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    So Wayne remember the time when we jacked of together on the sofa? You said it’s not gay becuase we were watching straight porn together. I’m still a little cofused, does this also mean you did not swallow my filthy yogurt?

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