Avoid the Subway on 35th Like the Plague (Literally- some guy was given the plague by a knife left in his sandwich)
From this mornings NY Post: “A Queens man is suing [Subway] for $1 million after finding a large serrated knife he says was baked into the bread of his 12-inch cold-cut sub. [He] bought the sub from a shop on West 35th Street, where he often went for lunch.” The article goes on to mention that although the man wasn’t harmed by the knife, he did become “violently ill with ‘severe stomach issues’ for three hours.” There are only 3 letters for this one. OMG. Where to begin… let’s see… uh… don’t eat at Subway? That seems like a good start. And then, if you do decide to eat at Subway, and you pick up your sub and feel something hard and knife-like inside the bread, you may not want to eat it. Seems curious that part of his complaint was that the sub made him violently ill. Isn’t a knife in a sandwich grounds enough for anger. Do you really have to “prove” that you are owed restitution by admitting you still ate enough of the knife-filled sandwich to make you violently ill for 3 hours? Awesome.