Midtown PSA: Sleep at Work Tonight
The tree lighting ceremony is tonight. So if you work in a Midtown building, that does not have an underground tunnel to the subway- don’t even bother trying to leave work. What’s that? You work 6 blocks and 2 avenues away from Rockefeller Center? I defy you to ignore to the suckiness. It’s impossible. I’m angry right now- and I’m at my desk 36th floors above the madness.
Also, please refer as many tourists as possible to this site, forwarded to me by Profiled Midtown Lunch’er Conrad Logic. ”The Ministry of Tourism Abatement“ will help them to follow important rules, such as “walk at a brisk pace”, don’t ask “directions from residents who are clearly busy” and “dine in chain and franchise restaurants only”.
This concludes the Midtown Public Service Announcement.