Hooters celebrating marriage! What alternate universe is this? Apparently with a marriage certificate and this ad you can get up to 30% off your bill at Hooters. It’s only good next week, and strangely enough it’s only for husbands (What? Married wives don’t like discounted buffalo wings!?) No fine print claims you need to… umm… actually bring your spouse (just proof that she exists), so have at it boys!