Mental Health Alert: Beware of Salad
Ladies, I know how it is. It’s a new year with a new list of resolutions: get slim, eat better, stop using your Bowflex as a coat rack… but we here at ML urge you to put your sanity first. With that in mind we advise, no, beg you to avoid salad, as it can cause side affects like loneliness, hysteria and a rabid-like baring of the teeth. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.
Posted by Mamacita at 1:00 pm, January 4th, 2011 under Asides.
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Seriously, get supermodels to advertise salads and post in cafterias everywhere. Fight obesity. :P
Or have the adverse effect – make EVERYONE fat by having those models eat burgers and cake.
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rabid-like?
I shared this with friends yesterday. They can account for the size of my e-penis.