Mental Health Alert: Beware of Salad

Ladies, I know how it is. It’s a new year with a new list of resolutions: get slim, eat better, stop using your Bowflex as a coat rack… but we here at ML urge you to put your sanity first. With that in mind we advise, no, beg you to avoid salad, as it can cause side affects like loneliness, hysteria and a rabid-like baring of the teeth. Don’t say we didn’t warn you.


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