Free & Creepy Lunch Delivery
Our Friday Happy Hour Correspondent Mamacita uncovered this brilliant ad on Craigslist yesterday: “I am very submissive and eager to please a woman or group of working women at the office. I can deliver your lunch or coffee and a gift of appreciation… for you and your co-workers… I am professionally dressed and always discreet.” Available in Midtown or Downtown ladies!!!
Posted: 1:30 pm, August 18th, 2009 under Asides, Craigslist.
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I’ll hire him! I’ll make sure to bring my taser and camera with me!
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i think i have seen just about everything
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I should forward that ad over to this guy:
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hahahahaha, oh man.
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Great link Adam, it reminds of a few books Seinfeld and Ted Nancy wrote called Letters from a Nut. If you like that website you will love the books.
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I thought DocChuck didn’t live in NYC?
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Do you think that includes Shake Shack or Burger Joint?
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No thank you to the “gift of appreciation.” Even if it is in a box.
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@adam: I saw that over on Reddit yesterday. I had many lols.
Ewwww. I don’t want to know what he does to the food/coffee.