ML Has a New Sworn Enemy
From a Midtown Lunch’er: “I just found out some co-workers started a blog dedicated to their love of (sigh) Chipotle. This love is expressed through the ancient art of haiku. I don’t know what else to say about it other than I’m deeply, deeply disappointed and saddened. Thought you might like to see it, if only to be horrified!” Yes. Horrified indeed. [Chipotle Haiku]
Posted: 9:00 am, February 12th, 2009 under Asides.
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See if we can get them collectively to be the freak of the week
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Thou dumb lazy slore
Stop conforming and head to
El Rey de Sabor -
Heinous burning smell
People run. Terrorists come?
No, Chipotle fart -
Shout ‘Immigration’ at the Store
See the staff run for door
Serve ones self,haw haw haw. -
McBagel’s haiku
Is syllabically violating
all up and down yo -
McBagel and Max
I wonder if you really
Know how haiku works? -
They aren’t haiku. There is no seasonal reference.
I hate people who remember 5-7-5 and think that’s all there is to it. -
haiku sometimes have
seasonal references, but
not always, caryn.to everyone else,
thanks so much for your haiku
we do love them so. -
chipotle is good, i cant deny it
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my dearest caryn,
why ruin the fun now, its
starting to get warm -
Caloric excess
Crap piled on a tortilla
Any time of year -
BTW, if this ML’er actually knows/works with these people, he/she should submit their names for mandatory euthanization. I can’t recall the last time I ever saw something sl lame and plain wrong.
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Believe it or not
we’ve heard that before, caryn
my standard reply:“Wikipedia
Says that “kigo” is common
Not really requiredAlso, get a life
Food is nature-related
That probably counts” -
Caryn so anal
With burrito so vegan
In fucking winter -
Unwrapped burrito
Steak tastes like little turds
In any season -
Chipotle sucks ass
Then ass blows liquidy gas
Damn you crappy food -
Caryn, YES!!!
Midtown Lunch New York
So much good food but I pick
Shitty burrito