If KFC’s “Double Down” Kills Us, At Least We’ll Go Down Smiling

It is looking like Kentucky Fried Chicken will put another nail in our coffin this April 12th. Their newest artery clogging monstrosity, which is even being discussed in the forums, might be too good for us to resist. It’s called the KFC Double Down and it does what a fat man can only dream about. In place of bread the sandwich features two fried chicken filets (you can get grilled, but quite frankly why would you!?), sandwiched around two pieces of bacon, two melted slices of Monterey Jack and pepper jack cheese and the Colonel’s Sauce (which we can only hope has Lipitor already in it.) Let my Atkins Diet begin!

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  • The pictures from the forum links are so unappetizing, I threw up in my mouth a little.

  • I really want someone to try this any report back. I’m also interested to see what the chicken looks like once you bite in- is it actually chicken meat, or that ground up chicken product shit they use?

  • It is indeed really important that we are going to be wise in choosing the right kind of food. It does not necessarily mean that if a food is delicious, it is already healthy. We still need to consider its content. Kentucky Fried Chicken must be demolished. I think in the pursuit of this “low carb” business some people have gone totally too far with the meat sandwich idea (sans buns) and have used it as the impetus for some serious evil. Really – the KFC Double Down is ridiculous. Sandwiching bacon and cheese between two fried (or grilled) chicken patties is just disgusting. Each time a person thinks about buying that, another cardiologist knows he’ll never need payday cash advances. You basically are buying a doctor a new Mercedes and renewing his country club membership whenever you eat something such as that.

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