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Why are the commenters on ML such assholes?

masto

I'm far from Mr. Friendly, but I have nothing on the small but persistent and loud cadre of jackasses who seem to infect the comments of every post with their insults and whining. What's the grudge? Were you molested by a pretzel vendor? Did Zach's baby take your candy?

I used to really enjoy this site, but I've had just about all I can take of the mean-spirited haters who seem determined not to let the rest of us have anything nice.

It's enough to drive one to drink.

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157 Comments

  1. kcijones001

    i was a profiled luncher once...read it and its comments...

  2. CheeeeEEEEse

    Goosfraba.Goosfraba.

  3. Steve

    it's because you touch yourself at night, Masto.

    NOODLE: Addition- Somebody call the WHAAAAAAAAAAAMBULENCE.

  4. Goats

    "it's because you touch yourself at night, Masto."

    Right after he drinks his whiskey coffee LOL

  5. stevenp

    Because we're not a bunch of pretentious self-professed 'foodies.' We call 'em like we see 'em, and then some. And we generally take as good as we give. (I've been an idiot here more than once, yet I'm still allowed to show up at ML HHs!)

  6. CheeeeEEEEse

    Equal opportunity haters.

    Idiots appreciated.

  7. ESNY

    Let me call you the WAAAAA-mublance.

  8. sir eats-a-lot

    dude, i think i told kci i'd push her into traffic, and now we're bestest's. and haven't you been around long enough to know what happens when one gets profiled?

  9. CheeeeEEEEse

    She tried to light my crotch on fire....still buds.

  10. masto

    I never read the profiles. I can tell by looking at them that most of the people are douchebags. It's pretty egotistical attention-seeking behavior to ask to be featured on a web site about food, and then admit your love for T.G.I. Friday's potato skins or declare you don't eat fish like it's a badge of honor.

  11. StreetMeasOnsumer3008

    Get used to the ragging, Masto. It happens.
    You're taking people's nonsense too seriously if you have to post a thread here on ML forums.

    *gives Masto a bottle of Kahlua to drown his sorrows with*

    Hey, you're an egotistical-attention seeking foodie then or why be profiled? Hell, why even post your link about your video to last year's Vendy's? *snore*

    And I'm not a d-bag and have no professed love for TGIF. I'm a jerk though so f-you if you want to be treated differently from others who were profiled.
    You knew what you were signing up for! If you didn't, you should've thought twice before doing it then. Deal with it, biatch.

  12. hungry

    Making people cry makes me feel better about myself.

  13. Mamacita

    Just like in life, some people must have the world revolve around them and 'teh internets' and forums like these give them a false sense of self worth and entitlement and a chance to speak anonymously. Don't take it personally, it happens on every website.

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