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What's your favorite food related joke?
Posted: 4:55 pm, August 10th, 2009 in Midtown Eating
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Fat guy in front of me and kids" 2 bigmacs,large fries......DIET coke".
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This thread?
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think i heard it here, but:
How many vegetarians does it take to change a light bulb?
Vegetarians can't change anything.
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how dirty can we go?
Three gay men, whom were best friends, died and were cremated. Their three boyfriends met at the funeral home and discussed what they planned to do with the ashes.
The first man said "Pat loved hiking so I'm going to scatter his ashes along his favorite trails"
The second man said "Mark loved fishing so I'm going to scatter his ashes around his favorite angling spot."
The last man said "I'm going to mix George's ashes into a fat, spicy burrito"
"...WHY?" Said the other two.
"So I can swallow him and let him tear up my ass one last time."
<3
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Wow.
Um, and I was just going to say:
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho Cheese
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Sort of food related:
A cannibal is walking through the jungle and passes a warrior from another tribe...
(think about it)
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Credit for this joke goes to Rose Byrne from cable TV show "Damages."
A woman asked her grandmother how her grandfather had died. “He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning,” Granny said. Horrified, the granddaughter told her that two people that old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh, no,” said Granny. “Many years ago we realized that ringing church bells provided the perfect rhythm: in on the ding and out on the dong.” She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, “But then the ice-cream truck came along.”
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A reporter says to Pope John Paul II, "we all know what you liked about your recent trip to America. What didn't you like?"
The Pope responds, "M&Ms -- they're too hard to peel."
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@steveroller that's soooo my kind of humor. hahahaha
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
Anyone can roast beef.
I'm basically five years old.
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Mine is, Who ordered the tax???