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Food that wouldn't work without Mayonnaise...
Posted: 2:41 am, July 30th, 2009 in Miscellaneous
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Name what movie this is from:
Vincent: You know what they put on French fries in Holland instead of ketchup?
Jules: What?
Vincent: Mayonnaise.
Jules: Goddamn.
Vincent: I've seen 'em do it, man. They fuckin' drown 'em in that shit.
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pulp fiction
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No big deal. Pommes Frites are eaten with Mayo.
Royale with Cheese!
Le Big Mac! -
Stevenp - not sure you noticed, I have no sense of humor when it comes to that kind of innuendo...
Mamacita - how about:
Jimmy (to waiter): I'm gonna keep the coke and the fries but I'm gonna send this burger back. And if you put any mayonnaise on it, I'm gonna come over to your house, I'll chop your legs off, set fire to your house, and watch as you drag your bloody stumps out the door.
Jimmy (to friend): Every red-blooded American knows that the only condiment that you are ever supposed to put on a hamburger is KETCHUP! Or MAYBE some of that SPECIAL SAUCE you like so much here in Canada; which I think has a little bit of mayonnaise in it too! But I swear to God when they start slapping that mayonnaise on there I could kill somebody.(I'm not sure those are 100% accurate as I haven't watched in a while and had to Google it, but that's the gist of it. And I totally still put mayo on my burger.)
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The Whole Nine Yards? Cool.
I prefer ketchup on the burger but can do Mayo when there's tomato too like at Wendy's (but I hate Wendy's now), unless it's a McChicken type of deal then lettuce is fine (Tomato would be a better dealie though).
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All that you wanted to know about Mayonnaise ... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mayonnaise the flavored mayos of Russia are intriguing.
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The awesome power of MAYO!
Let's start listing food items that won't work without it.
(Maybe we should just cover Mamacita in Mayo til she gets used to it)
Thousand Island Dressing
Tartar sauce
Miracle Whip (which is a mayo with spices)
Ranch dressing (there is mayo in it too)
Chicken/ Tuna/ Crab/ Lobster/ Egg/ Hsm/ Potato Salad
Coleslaw
Sandwiches/ Heroes...like Turkey and Swiss...