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Contest: Come up with the ultimate Midtown truck name...
Posted: 10:59 am, July 22nd, 2009 in Miscellaneous
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The cluck truck "almost" sounds like a Chick-fil-A on wheels?
I think a FRIED everything cart is the way to go. MmMmMm, clog-rific.
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The Buck Truck -- everything for $1.
The Good Luck Truck -- fortune cookies and a portable lottery machine
The Schmuck Truck -- don't know what the would sell, but good name
The Yuck Yuck Truck -- chinese food served by a comedian
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No Fuck Truck? Boo!
Not like hookers on wheels would ever fly. Maybe the hookers can make you a sandwich and sex is optional. -
Thanks to stan for finally embracing the spirit of this thread...
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cmon...u know everyone was thinking the f*ck truck...but nobody wanted to show their uncultured side.
stan those were great!
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The Mamas'Eater Food Emporium.
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Why does it have to rhyme? Why not be truthful?
"Crap on a plate"
Or really truthful.
"Going down-Tastes Great. Crapped out-OMFGWTFBBQ"
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Like anyone would buy "makes you live on your tiolet"? Or "You think it's clear. It's not over yet..."?
I'm not ashamed of being uncultured. I'd be more ashamed of lying to myself.
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(encompassing elements from all trucks)
My submission:
"The big gay dinges, dumpling and sweet treat ice cream in your pants dessert truck"