http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke Food Adventures For Your Urban Lunch Hour en-US Sat, 26 May 2012 18:31:26 +0000 http://bbpress.org/?v=1.0.2 q http://midtownlunch.com/forums/search.php http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2493 Thu, 13 Aug 2009 11:06:52 -0500 Shivery.McPickles 2493@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? </p> <p>Anyone can roast beef.</p> <p>I'm basically five years old. </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2460 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:32:08 -0500 deanlo 2460@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>@steveroller that's soooo my kind of humor. hahahaha </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2457 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 11:01:08 -0500 Willly 2457@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>A reporter says to Pope John Paul II, "we all know what you liked about your recent trip to America. What didn't you like?"</p> <p>The Pope responds, "M&#38;Ms -- they're too hard to peel." </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2455 Wed, 12 Aug 2009 09:51:28 -0500 El Dubya El 2455@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>Credit for this joke goes to Rose Byrne from cable TV show "Damages." </p> <p>A woman asked her grandmother how her grandfather had died. “He had a heart attack while we were making love one Sunday morning,” Granny said. Horrified, the granddaughter told her that two people that old having sex would surely be asking for trouble. “Oh, no,” said Granny. “Many years ago we realized that ringing church bells provided the perfect rhythm: in on the ding and out on the dong.” She paused, wiped away a tear, and continued, “But then the ice-cream truck came along.” </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2453 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 23:28:32 -0500 steveroller 2453@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>Sort of food related:</p> <p>A cannibal is walking through the jungle and passes a warrior from another tribe...</p> <p>(think about it) </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2429 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 11:23:50 -0500 Yvo 2429@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>Wow.</p> <p>Um, and I was just going to say:</p> <p>What do you call cheese that isn't yours?</p> <p>Nacho Cheese<br /> (say it out loud...) </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2428 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:49:18 -0500 deanlo 2428@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>how dirty can we go?</p> <p>Three gay men, whom were best friends, died and were cremated. Their three boyfriends met at the funeral home and discussed what they planned to do with the ashes.</p> <p>The first man said "Pat loved hiking so I'm going to scatter his ashes along his favorite trails"</p> <p>The second man said "Mark loved fishing so I'm going to scatter his ashes around his favorite angling spot."</p> <p>The last man said "I'm going to mix George's ashes into a fat, spicy burrito"</p> <p>"...WHY?" Said the other two.</p> <p>"So I can swallow him and let him tear up my ass one last time."</p> <p>&lt;3 </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2427 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 10:28:21 -0500 ecoli 2427@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>think i heard it here, but:</p> <p>How many vegetarians does it take to change a light bulb?</p> <p>Vegetarians can't change anything. </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2422 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 08:57:33 -0500 Steve 2422@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>This thread? </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2420 Tue, 11 Aug 2009 05:56:50 -0500 Rudy McBagel 2420@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>Fat guy in front of me and kids" 2 bigmacs,large fries......DIET coke". </p> http://midtownlunch.com/forums/topic/whats-your-favorite-food-related-joke#post-2415 Mon, 10 Aug 2009 16:55:18 -0500 mkim1206 2415@http://midtownlunch.com/forums/ <p>Mine is, Who ordered the tax??? </p>