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	<title>Midtown Lunch &#187; Stupid Emails</title>
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		<title>Food Blog or Porn Site?</title>
		<link>http://midtownlunch.com/2009/12/04/food-blog-or-porn-site/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 04 Dec 2009 18:15:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach Brooks</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I love getting emails that mistake me for the Midtown Lunch spots I write about. Like this one&#8230; &#8220;Hello, I am the registered owner of jumbohotdogs.com and jumbohotdog.com. I am actively looking for a buyer for both of these domain names, and your restaurant looks like a place that could potentially benefit from these names. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2668/4158245184_75a56bb43a_m.jpg" alt="" width="175" align="left" />I love getting emails that mistake me for the Midtown Lunch spots I write about. Like this one&#8230; &#8220;Hello, I am the registered owner of jumbohotdogs.com and jumbohotdog.com. I am actively looking for a buyer for both of these domain names, and your restaurant looks like a place that could potentially benefit from these names. $2,000.00 or best offer. Feel free to call or email me anytime if you are interested.&#8221;  Forget about food blogs. I think this guy has a better shot getting 2k from a porn company&#8230; what do you think?</p>
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		<title>Benjamin Steakhouse Doesn&#8217;t Quite Get &#8220;Midtown Lunch&#8221;</title>
		<link>http://midtownlunch.com/2009/04/20/benjamin-steakhouse-doesnt-quite-get-midtown-lunch/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 20 Apr 2009 18:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Zach Brooks</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Steak]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[After receiving an email from a Benjamin Steakhouse PR person, I politely told them that Midtown Lunches have to be under $10.  Her reply: &#8220;We actually do have some great things under $10.00 that I would love for you to consider! Two items on the menu [that] are perfect for lunch are the French [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3588/3459267314_d39b696b77_m.jpg" alt="" align="left" />After receiving an email from a Benjamin Steakhouse PR person, I politely told them that Midtown Lunches have to be under $10.  Her reply: &#8220;We actually do have some great things under $10.00 that I would love for you to consider! Two items on the menu [that] are perfect for lunch are the French Onion Soup and the Wedge Salad. They are big sellers during lunchtime. Additionally, I&rsquo;ve attached images for your review.&#8221;  Wedge salad? You&#8217;re joking, right? I believe that&#8217;s what is know in &#8220;the business&#8221; as <em>an appetizer</em>. Sell <a href="http://midtownlunch.com/2009/03/30/aj-maxwells-gives-you-good-steak-for-10/">a steak sandwich *and* soup or salad for $10</a>, and then we&#8217;ll talk.</p>
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