Are Midtown Lunchers Clamoring For Broccoli Rape?
From Lunch’er Will: “This is next door to me. In a real business. In the real world. A business that accepts money from patrons for food.”
Should we do a caption contest in the comments? I say yes. Winner gets a Midtown Lunch t-shirt.
Posted by Zach Brooks at 1:15 pm, September 13th, 2012 under Sarah's Kitchen.
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36 Comments
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“Ack! My bad… I meant statutory, not sauteed.” Or, “Veggie Tales beware.”
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You don’t win friends with broccoli rape.
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“Ma’am, can you describe your assailant?” “Very thin, green afro, smelled like butter.”
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“That’s him, officer! That’s the one! #4, the one with the minced garlic!”
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I actually only eat organic rape. I like my brutal sexual assaults to come from the farm to my table like at Chez Panisse. Haha…rape…
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What, are you kidding? That broccoli came on to ME.
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Depending on which state that broccoli is in, it could be brought up on criminal charges if it gets an abortion.
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vegetables aren’t always good for you…
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Sarah’s cooking became far edgier once she became cellmates with Martha Stewart
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what did that broccoli expect, wayne? Going out dressed like that… you can’t expect a girl to control her urges with a piece like that around.
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Broccoli rabe = Bitter
Broccoli rape = A heinous vegetable crime that needs to be taken more seriously.
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New Special in 9 Months: Medium Rare Hangers.
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I wish I could delete this. It wasn’t well thought out.
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I wish more people who commented on the internet thought that way.
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Midtown restaurants marked the arrival of Guy Fieri’s cooking by offering their own befouled side dishes
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When crimes against humanity is not enough
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“Comes with side of molestation”
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next menu item: stuffed analchokes
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What Daniel Tosh always orders.
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well, if it’d been corn instead, they’d have called me a stalker
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“Wow, rape is funny. I’ll post this humorous article for more page hits. See how much more rape is funny?”
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Apparently rape jokes are better liked around here than Guy Fieri.
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You can now legally pay for your Midtown rapings at Sarah’s Kitchen.
They sauteed me without my permission!
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Apparently, it’s a gang of thugs:
Broccoli Rape Teams With Pizza and Pasta
NY Times: December 1, 1996.http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9B07E7DE143CF932A35751C1A960958260
Being official I decline the T-shirt or official entry, but I propose this as a comment:
“Legitimate broccoli rape $1 extra”
Alternatively, “CAUTION: women’s bodies may not process legitimate broccoli rape.”