Comments on: Embrace the “Goop” of Onya’s Bukkake Udon

By: YellowDevil

YellowDevil — Thu, 02 Sep 2010 19:24:43 +0000

Ok so I broke the rules of Midtown Lunch and decided to spend more than $10 today… I think the consensus for the best midtown spots for Japanese noodles are Onya, Menchanko and Soba Totto. I’ve been to Onya and Menchanko in the past, both are excellent and under $10. Today it was time for me to splurge and complete the midtown Japanese noodle “hat trick” with Soba Totto. Fancy restaurant, nice ambience remindful of Japan, they even give you a hot cloth when you sit, but be prepared for the sticker shock – once you pick up the menu you’ll notice all lunches start at $12 and up…way up to $22. And $12 would be just be the bowl of soup – let’s say you want a bowl of rice and a side of veggies, tack on another $3. And you want Green tea? Sure, an 8 ounce glass for another $3. Surprised they didn’t charge me $3 for sitting down. Yikes! I ordered the Okame (hot Soba) with fried fishcakes. Everything was flavorful and tasted great, but the portions of food were tiny. Decent amount of noodles, but the fish was no bigger than a bar of soap. So with a bowl of rice, miniscule dishes of veggies, one green tea – I spent $20 for lunch and then ended up going to Vitamin Shop to get a protein bar after to fill up. Domo ari gato Mother F’er! Seriously, it was very good food, but still prefer either Onya or Menchanko where the quality of food is as good and much more generous when it comes to meat and fish. I did find out from one of the cute Japanese hostesses that they offer a Happy Hour from 530 to 7pm for $4 bottles of Sapporo or Kirin, which I might keep in mind…otherwise, my next trip will be to Onya or Menchanko…

By: scatalogics

scatalogics — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 20:51:06 +0000

FYI, its from foods like this that the slang use of Bukkake comes from. I don’t think it leaves much to the imagination.

By: BigAppleScowl

BigAppleScowl — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:38:06 +0000

So, would Amy recommend I give a “number 14″ for Valentine’s Day?

By: wayne

wayne — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:19:35 +0000

Chris, last time I went to Onya, Street Meat Tumor me to get him a Hot Lunch but they were out so he ended up with a Pink Sock instead. He said it was better than the Dirty Sanchez he got last time.

By: StreetMeasOnsumer3008

StreetMeasOnsumer3008 — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 19:09:36 +0000

Haha. Great Friday post on Bukkake.

By: Chris H.

Chris H. — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:57:00 +0000

Next week, Onya will be featuring the Rusty Trombone and the Cleveland Steamer

By: wayne

wayne — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:24:35 +0000

Not surprised Amy got the bukkake …. did you see the way she handled that ginormous cucumber on her blog?

By: ESNY

ESNY — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 18:06:12 +0000

Where I come from, the white foam related to bukkake aint grated yam.

By: stevenp

stevenp — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:50:07 +0000

and apparently mkim needs LOTS of bukkake to be satisfied.

By: stevenp

stevenp — Fri, 12 Feb 2010 17:48:26 +0000

I think your ‘g’ and ‘w’ keys got switched somehow when posting this. (And with all the bukkake flying about, I’m wondering who ‘CHow’ is….)