I mean, after all, a New Yawk City “Analyst” is obviously more than qualified to judge an “old man”, particularly behind the cloak of the “Analyst’s” anonymity.

Now go back to “analyzing”, Mr. Samwich.

As an example:

1. she does NOT eat eggs – I love eggs;
2. she eats pizza – I REFUSE to eat that garbage;
3. she will not eat sausage – I love (some) sausage;
4. she likes haggis (when we are in Scotland) – it makes me throw up.

And on, and on. You see, Prato, when two educated people like my wife and I married (yes, I realize that “marriage” is not popular among New Yawk City types such as yourself), we agreed to disagree — even on important matters as to what we like to eat.

PS: Can you believe that she doesn’t put salt on her WATERMELON, for gawd’s sake!

“I am pretty certain that I will NEVER be able to stomach lamb, or pizza, or ‘cart food’, or pasta, or matzoh balls, — well, you get the idea.”

Then again, since my wife and I make them frequently, we know that the Gyro is traditionally made from lamb. WE use butterflied leg of lamb to make ours.

But then, I suppose that Louise, in her trailer park in Atlanta, has a dearth of butterflied leg of lamb in her compact refrigerator’s freezer.

Perhaps ‘BigBear’ needs to get a REAL job so that Fred can enjoy some REAL food — LOL!

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