Comments on: “Need Help Finding Guy Who Gave Me a Sausage”

By: Fred

Fred — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:20:55 +0000

It figures we’d find you here. DocChuck is always looking for someone to provide him with some sausage

By: DocChuck09

DocChuck09 — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 20:01:26 +0000

Yeah, I heard that your obese boyfriend, David W. (if you can call a 437-pound used computer salesman from Clearwater) offered to give this woman his sausage.

However, the lady lapsed into hysterics and told David, also known as ‘BigBear’, to feed the teenie weenie to Louise — right between her beautifully tattooed, 50-year old chunky artifacts.

Now, Fred, go get some more Pavlov.

By: Fred

Fred — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 16:44:20 +0000

Has anyone offered to get this woman the sausage she needs?

By: deanlo

deanlo — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:01:24 +0000

absolute shill for the cart. you can’t fool me!

By: Rudy McBagel

Rudy McBagel — Tue, 01 Sep 2009 13:00:03 +0000

Fred,Calm down, Yabba is a skidmark on the Calvin klein of food blogging.

I don’t know why Zachova dosn’t boot him…….him and that annoying bloody brit.

By: Bossman

Bossman — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:57:45 +0000

Could you two at least make this remotely interesting if you’re going to go through the trouble of pestering everyone? Trolls are supposed to be annoying and disruptive and the best you two can muster is droll and snooze-worthy.

I say ban them both on grounds of lack of imagination.

By: Fred

Fred — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 23:04:11 +0000

To get an idea what DocChuck has to look forward to every night, allow me to present TingTong, who he often refers to as Elizabeth. Imagine the legendary bigfoot, remove a quarter to a half of the body hair, add breasts that hang like wrinkled curtains down to the knees, dress it in a dirty prison guard’s uniform, add halitosis and finally – crooked earth-tones teeth. There – now you don’t need (err want) lunch. And now you know (in part) why DocChuck is such a miserable person, and also why all the inbreeding in deep rural Arkansas is such a bad idea.

By: DocChuck09

DocChuck09 — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 20:41:49 +0000

Well, some people who live in Atlanta (and who have a distinctive gender confusion) pretending to be a cave MAN when actually sitting down in her single-wide to take a pee — the search for the perfect sausage has been a 50-year process, fraught with failure.

But — back on topic — it is so refreshing that this wonderful lady in Canada (as are MOST ladies in Canada) is trying to do the “right thing”, so to speak. And the kindly NYC hot dog vendor who gave her the sausage has COMPLETELY changed my attitude about New Yawk City hot dog …. never mind.

If only some of those “Bedrock” ball-busters (sorry, I meant ‘rock-busters’) would be so gracious.

By: vdubjb

vdubjb — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 19:03:39 +0000

Nitrates are the new pheromones

By: StreetMeasOnsumer3008

StreetMeasOnsumer3008 — Mon, 31 Aug 2009 18:33:07 +0000

Well you know teachers are out during the summer. He probably didn’t want to or didn’t get summer school. Everyone gotta make a living. I’d work at a halal cart but they probably couldnt trust me during lunch and dinner time. I’m sure science teacher is not even close to a good pick-up story…