Comments on: Meal O’bama is Wrong, But Obama Condoms Are Fun!

By: StreetMeasOnsumer3008

StreetMeasOnsumer3008 — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 17:47:00 +0000

MikeH signed up on Friday. He must be angry that his male lover didn’t have Obama rubbers when they were going at it. Too bad, bitch. Don’t blame us for your genital herpes medication or the gaping hole. No excuses for bad grammar either, unless you still can’t sit down properly…

By: Bossman

Bossman — Sat, 22 Aug 2009 02:10:06 +0000

Hey Mike,

A little primer:

your – a possessive, similar to mine, his, her as in “your loose slut of a sister loses her mind every time she gets railroaded by your whole inbred, shitbag excuse of a family”, NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE

you’re – a contraction of “you are”, as in “you’re a dipshit”, A FUCKING APOSTROPHE

lose – the opposite of win, to misplace something, ONE FUCKING O

lo=ose – the opposite of tight, your mother/wife/sister, TWO FUCKING O’s

its – another possessive, similar to your, NO FUCKING APOSTROPHE

it’s – a contraction of “it is”, as in ‘it’s fucking simple’, A FUCKING APOSTROPHE

Need a trick? Fine – when using it’s or you’re, expand the contraction. If “you’re head is full of shit” becomes “you are head is full of shit” and doesn’t make any sense (maybe it will to you because you’re a fucking idiot), then you are using the wrong word. Queef.

to – a preposition, as in “turn to the right” or “it’s time to go back to school”, ONE FUCKING O

too – an adverb (know what that is?), synonymous with “also”, “as well” as in “Really? I went to college too. I actually read a FUCKING BOOK.” It can also be used to mean “to a regrettable degree” as in “It’s too late for you, moron”, TWO FUCKING O’s

two – a number, it comes after one

there – an adverb, similar to here as in “your tiny bus is over there”

their – yet another possessive, similar to your as in “it’s not their fault that you’re a fucking retard. It’s YOUR fault.”

they’re – a contraction of “they are” as in “they’re not responsible for your complete ignorance of YOUR OWN FUCKING LANGUAGE. READ A BOOK!!”

I hope that helps, Fucktard.

By: MikeH

MikeH — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 23:29:48 +0000

Listen… I think the real fat looser is the pathetic guy that took a picture of these random girls and posted it for people to see and for you sad morons to actually make fun of them seriously GROW UP.
Hippie hair? its called CURLY maybe your bald and fat ugly
for the photographer maybe your miserable with your pathetic life but by taking pictures of innocent people and posting it is pathetic
oo and for YVO its called fucking shorts in the summer maybe you dress like shit .. YOU ARE TOTALLY WRONG.

By: jerkfaceireland

jerkfaceireland — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 16:01:02 +0000

Republicans spotted.

By: Yvo

Yvo — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:03:59 +0000

And the hippie hair! Geez!

By: Yvo

Yvo — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 00:03:43 +0000

Midtown Lunchers? Who dress like that? I’m not saying we’re all styling, but rather we appear to all have jobs that don’t allow us to wear short-shorts. Am I wrong?

By: A5Brooklyn

A5Brooklyn — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:22:01 +0000

I saw this guy a few weeks ago. He was saying “Obama condoms for hard times”

By: WizardlyLou

WizardlyLou — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 21:07:40 +0000

Getting a “head” start on health care reform I presume.

By: Monique

Monique — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:35:49 +0000

dubs…we shall see. I wanted to go there last time but you beat me to the punch. So we’re even now. Better hope I dont have any work to do when the next obama post comes up.

clearly those girls are tourists or insanely stupid…what respectable nyer would stop to talk to a guy with a condom sign over his head (or the fact that his mohawk looks like a reverse mullet)? it might as well say “date rapist”

By: DocChuck09

DocChuck09 — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 20:29:06 +0000

Which head were you ‘keeping down’ as you walked rapidly through Times Square?

These New Yawk City cuties, and their ’short shorts’ make be glad that I do not have to walk through the ‘Square’, hopefully EVER.