Ever Wonder Who Eats at FreeFoods NYC?
According to their newsletter, FreeFoods NYC was created “specifically for busy professionals who value their health, have an active lifestyle and still love to enjoy full flavored, creative food on a daily basis.” (That’s me! Minus the “value your health” part… and the “active lifestyle”, unless walking around Midtown looking for gross food from carts counts.) They’ve also started a new feature called “Meet a FreeFoodie”. If you thought some of our Profiled Midtown Lunchers provided fodder for interesting discussion, check out Tamara- the inagurual ”FreeFoodie”.
Posted by Zach Brooks at 4:15 pm, March 9th, 2009 under Asides, FreeFoods NYC.
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Zach, I dare you to try to “Special Green Juice” from Free Foods NYC…
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Strawberry banana and lettuce smoothie??? BARF. Hope all that eyeliner’s cruelty free, Lady.
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Hmmm though somehow she has access to ‘homemade hemp milk” maybe I’ll rethink this and befriend her.
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I’m F****ng disgusted! You know:
1) how this garbage “healthy food” and the people that “support it” fire Goats up to no end!
2)who will never step foot in FreefoodsNYC!
3) I need retribution!To this effect, I first suggest tieing Tara to a chair, during which time we alternately forcefeed her hostess pudding pies and various street meats with fatty rice. In between bites, I will pinch her nose, and shove either a joint and/or cigarette into her mouth, depending on how I’m feeling. I will also cover every part of her body in “The Patch(es),” to nullify her excuse that she didn’t inhale… Next, I will rig her eyes open, Clockwork Orange style, while forcing her to watch every season of Trailer Park Boys. After each episode, I will allow her to blink once, but only after she eats 1/4 lb of balogna. since there are 7 seasons, and about 10 episodes per (not counting the movies and specials), I think a 10 lb balonga wheel will barely do…..If she survives all this, I will do far more mean things….
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Sorry about my above rant, my morning 5 hour energy wore off….who needs those stinking smoothies when I can take 1000% of my daily B vitamins in a 4 calorie shot!!!!
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Laugh it up, but that woman will outlive all of us put together.
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Not if I can help it DDR! Not if I can help it!
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people like that always get caught in mudslides, bricked by ethnic homeless, attacked by territorial mountain lionesses..
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My real problem with “FreeFoods” is the irony of their name.
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She’ll get malaria while in the Peace Corp, while I live to 85 eating Biryani Cart 4 days a week. That’s the good irony.
Have we found the Midtown Lunch nemesis in FreeFoods and their FreeFoodies?
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I think every venue we discuss here, from Biryani, to Murray’s Salami, is the antithesis of Freefood….Perhaps something like Tad’s Steaks takes the cake as being the arch enemy of FreeFoods…
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I remember that running shot of her – it was taken during the Bukkake Olympics
Rudy & I are just out of frame wearing only our Nikes, sporting wood and preparing to shoot her like a pheasant
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“My diet is based on unprocessed and uncooked plant based foods like fruits, vegetables, sprouts, nuts, and grains. Since I’m allergic to processed corn, wheat and dairy this type of lifestyle is ideal for me.”
“My days start with making two smoothies; one “green” smoothie and one “superfood” smoothie…”
BARF! Yeah, she’s so ‘natural’ alright. Like the heavy makeup, veneered teeth, bleached hair… If people like her really exist in the city, I’m gonna make sure I hang around the streetmeat carts and junk food heavens so I can avoid them!
Goats: loved the rant, no need to apologize.
Zach: can we make the comments on the new Freefoodie profiles a regular feature here? They don’t allow comments on *that* site! [evil grin]
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Um, lady, that dye’ll probably kill you as fast as a nice lamb pita from Kwik Meal will.
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Oh come on, she is way hot. I would follow her into free foods (and order a duck pastrami not a smoothie) just to chat her up. Be honest guys… so would you.
FYI – I am a marathoner/triathelete… though I am largely fueled by Midtown Lunch Challenge sandwiches… fried calamari sub on Friday – bad before a long run Saturday… Cer-Te Turkey dip is excellent long run carb loading with stuffing and potatoes
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Michael,
We’re not saying its wrong to exercise. We’re saying its weird and hypocritical to be so into organic foods and a “pure lifestyle” yet bleach your hair and cover your face in make-up while working at a hedge fund.
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We all pick our sins… and hopefully come out with a balance. I eat and drink too much but run 20 miles a week (before marathon season)… and sometimes finish a run on the hudson at a bar. (I was in a bar sucking down bourbons 20 minutes after finishing the marathon… still in my shorts and tank) I just think I am enjoying the well deserved rewards for my pain.
And besides… she’s hot
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Michael
Pam Anderson is “hot” too but I wouldn’t do her with Peter Lusk’s vegan dick with you pushing. Hotness is overruled by shallow hypocrisy… kinda like if you brag about your running/triathlete exploits in every post
i wonder if tamara dresses like that for work at her hedge fund.