Comments on: NYC Tony Lukes To Be “100% Company Owned”

By: ben

ben — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:57:53 +0000

@ wayne

Dumpters from Philly are too good for you. You can stick with the swill at Shorty’s.

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:49:42 +0000

Given the polarized opinions on the subject matter, I’m thinking a ML Cheesesteak-A-Palooza should be held to settle the score re: Best Cheesesteak in Midtown (“authentic” Philadelphia style, or otherwise).

I trust the blind taste test method way more than I trust the year-end voting method (especially since Carl’s won for 2008).

By: wayne

wayne — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 22:28:56 +0000

Is the dumpster trucked up from Philly ?

If it’s not, the cheesesteak won’t be “authentic*”

(*authentic Philly items can be detected by the fragrant taste of ripe ass)

By: ben

ben — Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:55:32 +0000

Hallelujah. Wayne can now shove a quality cheesesteak down his gaping maw. Although he probably won’t notice any difference between it and something found in a dumpster outside Shorty’s.