Comments on: Ask Midtown Lunch: I’m Looking for a Salad Bar

By: Mamacita

Mamacita — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 23:30:20 +0000

Wow those salad guys do look surly! They look like they’re about to go postal.

By: ben

ben — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:43:52 +0000

Hey chucklefuck! Everyone, everywhere on this planet hates you! You seem to relish all the negative attention you get by doing it, like some naughty little retard who pulls down his pants in public because he likes daddy hitting him. You create all those pseudonyms and then shit all over respectable people’s blogs by having a retard war with your self. What’s even weirder is that some of your characters take time to out your own real name. Clearly you’re fucked and that fat little hog of a “wife” doesn’t give you the same love she gives her inmate patients.

LOL

By: DocChuck's wife

DocChuck's wife — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 20:06:17 +0000

In my hubby-dubs defense, McBeagle, I have never once witnessed him in the act of fornication with a possum. On a related note, I can no longer leave him in charge even for the briefest of times at my pet hair removal clinic – but no customer has ever brought in a possum for treatment. Frankly, possum is good eatin’ here at the trailer park (if such things appetize you) so these tend to end up on the end of his fork rather than on the end of his, well, I call him ‘Mr Turtle’ because he tends to be tucked in like a turtles head – you know, an “inny” like a belly button. So cute.

Will you be attending my “Maude au Naturel” show at Ricks? They’ve added additional bracing to the stage area for everyone’s safety, and I have reserved a front row seat for you.

By: Rudy McBagel

Rudy McBagel — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:43:33 +0000

Listen you hickshit pusheaded possem-fucking colostomy of an abortion….if you think id spend my(paid 7 figures in tax this year) time trolling you(apart from your comical bankrupt imprisionment)….you ever more stupid that you and your Hogzilla of a wife look.

HNY everyone else!

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:21:15 +0000

Please, folks, I am getting nearly 150 emails per day concerning what some think are posts made by me, particularly on some of my favorite, reputable food blogs such as:

‘The Feedbag’, ‘Hamburger America’, ‘Paupered Chef’, ‘Steamy Kitchen’, ‘LunaPierCook’, and others.

Most of these blog operators KNOW that the posts are made by impostors such as Serious Eats’ staff members, ‘chiff0nade’, ‘therealchiffonade’, ‘Jerzee Tomato’, and other members of a cult called the CassandraCrossing, but do not have the time to monitor and cull these women’s nonsense.

And, of course, McBEAGLE.

These women also post as ‘MrsDocChuck’, and scores of other phony handles on blogs on which I comment. Despite their lack of formal education and their abundance of apparent personal problems, they have learned how to Google ‘DocChuck’ . . . LOL.

By: Rudy McBagel

Rudy McBagel — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 19:17:14 +0000

Tossing a Salad….

Better not.

By: wayne

wayne — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 18:54:40 +0000

LOVE the photo – belongs in the Met

“Surly salad makers, at the ready” – Brooks, Zach – 2008

By: Yvo

Yvo — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:08:05 +0000

I should admit that when I first began working, I loved the salad bars. I still love a good salad (when done properly, they’re not really that healthy for you). I don’t love the price though.

By: Yvo

Yvo — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:07:22 +0000

LOL I love it!

By: Blondie

Blondie — Mon, 29 Dec 2008 17:06:05 +0000

Yup, that would be Europa, and guess what, they’re opening up another right down the block, opposite side of street!! Isn’t that exciting? More salad.