Anyway, Zach, that guy Matt? Thesaurus much? I hate when people bust out the pompous words to make themselves seem smarter or loftier, but then sprinkle expletives within the very same commentary. It’s like… dude. You sound like an a-hole, with or without the large vocabulary (that you’re probably faking).

PS I wrote a novel about the Atkins scam, I mean diet. It’s all about how the egg and meat commissions (fictional commissions in my world) put a “hit” out on the bread/carbs commissions and were very successful until… the bread/carb commissions put a hit out on Dr. Atkins. Hahahahahahaha.

The truth is that, more-often-than-not, health food joints suck and are only edible because you have to in order to fight fat or some health problem. They are often similar in their blandness, so just close your eyes and pick one. Go get some tasteless sludge to nourish your day and move on. Hard to review on a blog about tasty eats.

(2) Seriously, you sound like a dry drunk. Zach isn’t the enemy here. He isn’t the czar of lunch menus. I’d be happy with some tasty healthy food in Midtown myself, but let’s be realistic. Food around there is driven by office workers looking for speed and cheapness, neither of which are really consistent with tasty healthy food. You know what you need to do if you want to eat healthy in a zone like Midtown. Pack your lunch. (By the way, if this were a personal finance blog, everybody would be judging *you* for being a spendthrift and wasting your money eating out! Take a deep breath. Eat a pomegranate. Relax.)

i’d rather be an asshole than stupid. nobody’s forcing you to read this and it seems like you’re wasting your own time. get a life.

My opinion that a lot of the people on here are assholes means I have my head up my ass. Makes a lot of sense.