Comments on: Sneak Peak: Midtown Lunch Takes the Salami Challenge

By: ben

ben — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:45:44 +0000

Dear DocChuckles:

Good God! Have you no humanity at all? Either you or your wife alone could bring down one of their quads with your girth. Everything you say is lie though so I don’t really need to get that upset I guess.

And really, someone who relishes the “Best Western Life” as much as you do can afford a Thanksgiving weekend in Stowe? That may be the funniest part.

I’m not quite sure what a “Hungrey” Man dinner is, or how one purchases malt liquor in a bull. Maybe that’s the advantage of all your fake higher education. Or maybe you’re just drunk already.

Truly,

Ben, NMtaB

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:26:47 +0000

My dearest Ben:

My wife and I are enjoying a vacation of the slopes in Vermont, actually. We are staying at the 5 star Trapp Family Lodge. My wife is a 3rd or 4th cousin of Maria Von Trapp, should that interest you.

Thus, we will be snowboarding at Stowe all moring and later enjoying a rather spectacular Thanksgiving feast at the Lodge. later we plan to repair to their fireplaced Great Room to enjoy some fine cognac and cheerful caroleing.

I hesitate to ask what you are doing. I imagine it involves a few Hungrey Man dinners and the Schlitz Malt Liquor Bull.

By: ben

ben — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 21:19:36 +0000

Dear DocChuckles:

What special scraps will you be putting in your “wife’s” trough tomorrow? We’re all dying to know.

Truly,

Ben, NMtaB (Not Married to a Beast)

By: Rudy McBagel

Rudy McBagel — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:55:59 +0000

Wouldn’t take the pay cut.

Now back to door greeting at walmart with your hogzilla wife.

Enjoy The Not getting on with Family Day everyone else.

And the ‘Football’…i use the term loose as 70 fat black chaps chasing a peanut is NOT football.

It’s Gay Rugby.

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:51:03 +0000

McBeagle still thinks he’s Prince Charles, I see.

By: Rudy McBagel

Rudy McBagel — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 20:36:07 +0000

Actually famous grouse is far superior then any american whisky/bourbon.

As it has history.

By: Sarah the Carnivore

Sarah the Carnivore — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 19:58:24 +0000

Ah, this reminds me of the days when I used to go into the schmancy deli in Cambridge and pass up their overpriced sandwiches in favor of a sliver of pate and a mini-baguette for a very tasty $5. Well-played, Zach!

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 18:32:14 +0000

Rudy, if Fortnum and Masons don’t do ‘crap’ then how do you explain this http://www.fortnumandmason.com/Product/JB-Rare-Blended-Whisky,3841,590.aspx or this http://www.fortnumandmason.com/Product/The-Famous-Grouse,3840,590.aspx . Perhaps you’re into that sort of the thing.

By: Mamacita

Mamacita — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:58:13 +0000

Zach there better be some condiments on that bad boy, I want to see some oil and vinegar!

By: DDR

DDR — Wed, 26 Nov 2008 17:29:29 +0000

Zaro’s chocolate croissant is better than Corrado’s but I always find Zaro’s strikingly mediocre.

We need a Levain Bakery in Grand Central Market. Cookies to $6!