Comments on: Ivanka Trump Handing Out Free Lunch Today

By: Mamacita

Mamacita — Wed, 22 Oct 2008 14:01:11 +0000

Eating Ivanka = silicone diet

By: Zsa Zsa Giggleman

Zsa Zsa Giggleman — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 21:50:49 +0000

Cut two slits in her bra and place in microwave for 2 1/2 minutes at full power. Stir with a fleshy spatula and let her sit for 1 minute. Remove bra and serve. Soon to be Kosher approved. This box lunch iis meant to be reheated as many times as you wish.

By: wayne

wayne — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 20:04:29 +0000

Shame we couldn’t sample the C cups in the photo

Or are they just well-packaged B’s?

By: Gin&Tonic

Gin&Tonic — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 19:53:17 +0000

Moze, I’m talking about the actual packages they were giving away… the sample cups had about the same portions

By: Danny

Danny — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 18:00:22 +0000

p.s. ~ I took two bites and threw out the rest.

By: Danny

Danny — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:57:22 +0000

let me not mince my words.

the sweet and sour chicken tastes like shit.

there’s no way in hell Ivanka would eat this.

it’s just nasty. i don’t know how else to put it. you can go on a diet and eat better than this. there might be people out there that like this and healthy choice might make better food somewhere else. But this is a no-go.

By: niu yorker

niu yorker — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:53:53 +0000

yeah, ivanka had already cleared out by 12:15 – 12:30 when i was there. these healthy choice fresh mixers (choice of sweet & sour chicken or rotini & zesty marinara sauce) don’t look too healthy for the environment, what with the elaborate packaging and all.

By: moze

moze — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:28:41 +0000

G&T: It was a sample, not a free meal. OTOH, there are still 99-cent burgers at City Burger until 3pm today.

By: ESNY

ESNY — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:27:44 +0000

Why do i have a sudden urge to retire to my office bathroom for a few minutes?

By: Gin&Tonic

Gin&Tonic — Tue, 21 Oct 2008 17:06:50 +0000

No Ivanka. All I got was half a cup of rice with some sauce… a model would feel hungry after eatting it