Comments on: Dutch Fast Food Kroket Chain Danku is Coming to Midtown

By: tom

tom — Sat, 25 Oct 2008 23:41:15 +0000

Wat dacht je van een broodje haring met uitjes?

God zij dank voor de poffertjes.

By: DocChuck's hamster

DocChuck's hamster — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 16:37:29 +0000

DocChuck has TWO PHDs….how dare an uneducated herpes-infected *TWITCH* midtown hussy like you presume to correct his French? You should be happy that *TWITCH* a retired “educator” generously graces you all with his boundless wisdom. Back off, or I’ll bite your *TWITCH* nuts off!

By: klaus k

klaus k — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:59:27 +0000

i was waiting for a comment like Blondies…New Yorkers can’t resist correcting people’s french!

By: Blondie

Blondie — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 15:41:56 +0000

Hey Doc, don’t use French sayings if you don’t know how to spell them. It’s joie de vivre.

By: Goats

Goats — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 14:40:27 +0000

TMI my friend—TMI…..

By: wayne

wayne — Fri, 17 Oct 2008 09:49:42 +0000

Chucky – that’s just you in a wig, isn’t it? Only other possibility is you married your sister

Quite common in Arkansas if that should interest you

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:04:03 +0000

I beg your apologies.

Here is the picture: http://www.tripadvisor.com/MemberPhotos-a_uid.5406690-w1#1747436

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 22:03:33 +0000

Here is a “before” photo of my dear wife.

Years later he complexion is still damaged.

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 21:57:13 +0000

I absolutely adore deep fried fritters!

Sadly, about 2 years ago, my wife (a licensed practical nurse who, incidentally, is a great deal younger than myself) made the ill-advised decision to forego carbohydrates in her diet. Since then, her diet has consisted of mostly processed cheeses, luncheon meats, foil packages of tuna, spiral hams, deviled eggs, spinach dip and clear liquors.

I’m afraid abstaining from carbohydrates robbed that poor woman of her once-girlish figure as well as her joi d’vive. She has become fleshy and mannish in appearance and her pocked skin now requires several thick coats of foundation. Let’s not discuss her breath.

On the other hand, I have not one but 2 PhDs and apparantly the good sense to include pasta, rice and potatoes as well as bread, cake and pie and, yes, FRITTERS in my diet. I am still told that I look too young to be retired (I am a retired “educator,” if that means anything to you). Perhaps I have a bit of a paunch, but at least my body has not fallen into irreversable ketosis.

By: Bossman

Bossman — Thu, 16 Oct 2008 19:36:57 +0000

What’s the deal with the cow?