Comments on: Ying Du Gets the DOH

By: DubbininBklyn

DubbininBklyn — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 21:21:33 +0000

It’s called leap of faith. When you go to any of the ethnic spots in the garment district, you take it. Arkansas horse farm is one of my favorite internet memes..

By: DocChuck's hamster

DocChuck's hamster — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:18:42 +0000

…and don’t forget…..(like I just did)…..I will gladly bite your nuts off

By: DocChuck's hamster

DocChuck's hamster — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 20:12:58 +0000

I do know that DocChuck finds my random *TWITCH* twitches (while I am as always esconced snugly within his massive, venereal-sore-covered buttocks — there’s no place like home) exciting. Mr Wiggles is *TWITCH* quite jealous of this, although I have not seen him since the tragic accident during a training session at the wife’s pet laser hair *TWITCH* removal parlor. If the wife suggests they go out for Korean tonight, I’ll know what’s up for sure.

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 19:13:26 +0000

My Academic Credentials are: Assoc., Electrical Engineering; B.S. Ed. – Univ. of Houston; M.Ed. – Univ. of Houston; Ed.D. – Univ. of Houston; Ph.D. – Univ. of Texas. Visiting Professsor: (1) University of Alaska, (2) College of the Bahamas, (3) Arkansas State University.

Should that excite you.

By: Tom

Tom — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:45:21 +0000

DocChuck: What’s happening to your PhDs? First you said you had several, then in your signature it became just one:

~~ Chuck, PhD

In your latest post, you’ve even lost that PhD!

~~Chuck

By: DocChuck's hamster

DocChuck's hamster — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:26:59 +0000

also McBagel, I will be happy to *TWITCH* bite your nuts off!

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:10:56 +0000

My dearest “Mr. McBagel”(I am quite confidant that only individuals enrolled in our government’s witness protection program would have such an odd name):

Should the terms of your protection agreement allow, I invite you to visit my wife and me at our Arkansas horse farm. We could share a snifter or two of cognac and some Cuban cigars (yes, I said Cuban. Men of my means can obtain anything they want). Invite your wife. Perhaps Liz could show her some personal grooming tips.

I am serious about this offer.

~~Chuck

By: HungryAnon

HungryAnon — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 18:10:52 +0000

Don’t feed the trolls guys.

Otherwise you give DocChuck more reason to troll this site. Eventually, they will disappear.

By: Rudy McBagel

Rudy McBagel — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:57:05 +0000

1. Money: you have a mortgage on the motel in Dakotas.Can’t affort cash? Peasant.

2. Respect? hahhahahahhahhahahahaha.

3. Reasonable good looks…compaired to? A Hippo?

4. Vibrant young wife? I think you’re confusing that with ‘vibrating life like orafices’.

5. Face it, you’re barred by court order from using a computer in Arkansas, travel the country in a ‘73 VW camper van with you’re bought on the net 14 yr old child thai wife, TingTong.

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Wed, 24 Sep 2008 17:39:59 +0000

My dearest “Lou:”

It does not surprise me that you fail to appreciate a man of my intellectual stature and position in life. There are so many things a man like you cannot grasp.

I want for nothing in life. I have money, respect, reasonably good looks and best of all, a vibrant and successful young lady who has been my wife for nearly 20 years now.

Your insane jealousy is apparant to all.

Either that or you are “Chiffonade” following me here to spew the idiotic venom only an obese trailer park dweller can muster. If so, kindly retreat to your doublewide for some more malt liquor and Little Debbies. Or better yet, order up some take out Chinese food.

~~ Chuck, PhD