Comments on: Empanada Joe’s Disproves Positive Comments With Their Food

By: Anonymous

Anonymous — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:46:45 +0000

Gotta give ‘em credit for the whole lonely-girl-come-hither ploy though.

What’s next?

Showing a little cyber-cleavage?

If nothing else, it’s bound to work with the dude enamored with the fact a stripper chatted him up.

By: wayne

wayne — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 14:06:56 +0000

Is there a ‘Shill Handbook’ that PR firms use? Or software that you can buy?

Every shill you read seems to be generated by some kind of automated computer program.

By: CT

CT — Thu, 20 Nov 2008 06:13:23 +0000

TO be honest… I really do not understand what people don’t like about this place. I work IN Times Square, and for the past several months, each time I have to go on break for lunch, I’ve found myself at an impasse trying to figure out what to do, and when I found Empanada Joe’s early last week and I had a meal there, I was so happy, and for one whole week… I have literally gone NO WHERE but there for break every single time. In the space of one week, I think I’ve gone there 6 times. I’m only paying $8.11 now, where before, I was paying anywhere from $15 to $25 for lunch.

I think that the empanada’s EJ’s sells are soooo YUMMY! They have good spice and good flavor, and the Chipotle Mayo goes well with most of the flavors. I love the corn, rice, and potato salad a LOT, but the bean salad could definitely use a lot more tweaking, not to mention the simple thing called SALT.

If you see a girl sitting at Empanada Joe’s by herself and thoroughly enjoying herself, chances are, it’s me! Hope to see you there!

By: wayne

wayne — Fri, 26 Sep 2008 02:15:42 +0000

run Nick run

Your liver is about to be served with Hormel baked beans and some Boones Farm Apple Wine by Hannibal CockChug

Unless of course such things eviscerate you

By: DocChuck's wife

DocChuck's wife — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 23:23:01 +0000

That’s not waygu, honey – thats all the roadkills we pull off the road to feed the folks when they come down from Arkansas.

Well, after all those cars run over them, I guess the meat is just as tender as waygu, if not a bit more so.

On the minus side is all the hair and bone fragments you have to pick out of your teeth as you eat.

By: DocChuck

DocChuck — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 18:03:09 +0000

My dearest “Nick:”

I would so enjoy it if you would travel to my small but well-appointed “gentleman’s retreat” at Lure Lake sometime.

I have a well stocked bar, a humidor of full of Cuban cigars and a freezer bulging with Wagyu beef.

The view from my immense outdoor deck is tremendous.

I am serious about this offer.

~~ Chuck, PhD

By: moze

moze — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 15:27:22 +0000

C’mon folks–Empanada Moe’s 2:19pm post was obviously a goof! Did you all turn off your humor meters??? ;^)

By: Mamacita

Mamacita — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:57:46 +0000

@Nick… Doc chuck is actually a head case, a funny head case, but a wacko nevertheless.

By: Mu

Mu — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 13:29:25 +0000

@Nick

0/10

Troll harder.

By: Nick

Nick — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 01:48:00 +0000

Long time reader, first time poster. I think the subtle humor of DocChuck (and, to a lesser extent, Empanada Moe) is going over the heads of the masses, who prefer the cookie cutter yuks offered up daily by McBagel and co. I, for one, applaud Doc for rising above.