Comments on: 2nd Lazzara’s Pizza Location is Less Than 2 Weeks Away

By: Bossman

Bossman — Thu, 04 Sep 2008 00:20:15 +0000

Dear Ms Hellerman,

It’s gone the way of Barbaro, let it go.

By: Sarah Hellerman

Sarah Hellerman — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 23:47:34 +0000

My coworker tells me he was able to overhear what the guy in the hard hat was so upset about – someone stole his lunch! I guess no one is having any luck with lunch in that crappy place.

By: jk

jk — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 15:55:34 +0000

what a dumb fake account.

By: Sarah Hellerman

Sarah Hellerman — Wed, 03 Sep 2008 00:50:38 +0000

The place is very unclean, with sawdust and boards everywhere. We tried to order, but no one came to the counter – lousy service. They didn’t even have any menus out. However, there was a cooler behind the counter with a couple of slices of pizza wrapped in aluminum foil, along with a couple of pudding cups and an apple. The pizza tasted like it was leftover from the night before, and it wasn’t hot at all. Terrible. The pudding cups weren’t bad, but the apple was sour and mushy. Even the Treats Truck, as bad as it is, is better than that! When we walked by later, there was a guy in a hard hat out front talking to a couple of cops, and he looked really angry, so I think this place is crime-ridden as well.

By: wayne

wayne — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:32:31 +0000

Oh CockChug, oh CockChug, wherefore art thou?

Your not being here is making me look bad…click your nuthouse bunny slippers together and say ”there’s no place like Midtown Lunch”…

By: Mamacita

Mamacita — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:27:05 +0000

Shit, we got another loony on the site, with no disrespect to wayne of course.

By: Perplexed

Perplexed — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:10:18 +0000

Unless Ms. Hellerman is a termite who enjoys plywood pizza, I’m not sure what she could possibly have eaten at the allegedly “new location.” Any guesses?

By: Sarah Hellerman

Sarah Hellerman — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 20:01:26 +0000

Me and my coworker just went there (the new location, not the old\existing one) today and the pizza was awful. My coworker agrees with me. How anyone can say that’s good, I just don’t know.

By: JustNancy

JustNancy — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:58:29 +0000

Crap. Why would they open another west side location even more west than the original? As I was reading this post, I was praying it was going to be on the east side somewhere.

By: DubbininBklyn

DubbininBklyn — Tue, 02 Sep 2008 19:31:37 +0000

Hot fashion hoochieless location will equal epic fail…