Comments on: Reasons Not To Steal Food From the Company Fridge

By: Jarid

Jarid — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:06:01 +0000

It is always a good idea to but your name on your food. This way people know who to thank for the meal.

By: Jarid

Jarid — Thu, 19 Feb 2009 22:05:02 +0000

I is always a good idea to but your name on your food. This way people know who to thank for the meal.

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By: Puggle

Puggle — Sun, 07 Dec 2008 06:35:57 +0000

Our food thief turned out to be a partner who felt it was his due. I thought he would be embarrassed at being caught stealing staff lunches, but noooooooo. Using partner logic, the food was in his fridge in his firm and therefore his for the taking.

By: Bossman

Bossman — Thu, 18 Sep 2008 17:03:25 +0000

Here’s one solution:

http://www.skforlee.com/independent_work/lunch_bag.html

By: HeresJohnny

HeresJohnny — Mon, 08 Sep 2008 20:11:17 +0000

I lived in a house in college that shared a communal kitchen and bathroom. Of course, there was this semi-crazy unemployed ‘artist’ dude who kept stealing everyone else’s food. It really cheesed me off because I was really poor. After talking with the guys in the house, I developed a plan. Bought a Coke, ground up some Ex-Lax tablets, inserted into Coke, told everyone else not to touch it if they valued their butts. Of course, he drank it that night, and of course he blew up the bathroom all night.

Of course, one of my housemates thought it would be even funnier to hide the TP. Let’s just say the shower curtain needed to be replaced, and call it at that.

By: casadelun

casadelun — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:28:38 +0000

@ Joseph – it looks like you are either a professional sammy snatcher or have caught many sticky fingers before. I would probably just make a small tuna sandwich and chop up 10 scotch bonnet and leave it in the fridge. Just look for the person chugging water directly from the water dispenser.

By: Conrad Logic

Conrad Logic — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 18:24:21 +0000

Lymies are like old people: they smell funny, have poor dental hygiene and always show up uninvited. Didn’t we have a revolution to rid our country of them?

By: Yvo

Yvo — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 16:56:33 +0000

Sorry dude this is clearly not an attorney. Look at the misplaced commas and poorly worded message. It’s probably also not one of the sec’ys at the law firm since they do nearly all of the proofing for the attorneys.
Anyway, I’ve had people steal my lunch forEVER and a day. Someone once took a piece of canteloupe from my snack box. There were 3 pieces in there (big pieces, I’d sliced but then not cubed it) so when I saw 2 later, I was like WTF? and couldn’t eat the other two because someone had touched it (do you really think they used a fork?).
And yes, DNA is in spit. Or hair (from your HEAD, people). I prefer the licking things method. But honestly, I just keep my lunch at my desk and don’t bring things in that need to be refrigerated.